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My new girlfriend's pretty classy. She's the type of girl to where you have to ask yourself which do you like more: fuckin'? - or callin' it fuckin'? Because if you plan to do much of the latter...you won't be doing much of the former.

Honestly, the choice itself is a slam dunk, but some habits die hard.

Comments

JMH said…
Does makin' tender sweet fuckin' split the difference?
July 22, 2009 at 8:26 PM
dogimo said…
It splits the fuckin' difference.
July 22, 2009 at 8:43 PM
JMH said…
Ah, but not the main difference. That's why I'm not a surgeon. Can I call you Joe? I like to feel American.
July 22, 2009 at 11:35 PM
dogimo said…
Sure!

More people call me Joe than anything else.
July 23, 2009 at 8:38 AM
blue said…
I'll bet this is a negotiation you came to yourself, by assumption. I think you should go ahead and use any words you like. Your girlfriend is bound to enjoy words as much as you, and using apt ones is always good. Especially apt ones that also feel like they just hit the spot. As you say or hear them, I mean. In the way they so snugly fit the exact situation.
July 23, 2009 at 9:41 AM
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