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Sunday, November 01, 2009

Mmm, Corn Flakes.

Man, I love corn flakes. I just finished polishing off my third bowl. Anybody else out there, who thinks you're better than me at eating corn flakes? Top that!

These were not huge bowls. The bowl was a regular-sized bowl, such as would be pictured in one of those "part of this nutritious breakfast!" lineups. Only minus all that other crap they show - like if you're already eating cereal with milk, adding toast with butter to it completes some mysterious portion of the nutritional picture? Please.

My "this nutritious breakfast" picture lineup ad would just go like: "Corn flakes!" (bowl of corn flakes shown); "Part of this nutritious breakfast." (three bowls shown).

5 comments:

Harnett-Hargrove said...

Just tripped down the page. I like the way you think. -Jayne

dogimo said...

Thanks, Jayne!

Lunarchick said...

Nope I surely can't beat it. For now you remain the undisputed King.

But don't get too comfortable. Now that you have thrown the old gauntlet down some young upstart corn flakes eater is bound to take on the challenge.

dogimo said...

Here's a Corn Flakes tip, you know those little individual-serving boxes, where you can just peel the cardboard back and poke the top side of the bag open and pour the milk right in? And eat it right out of the little box! Assuming you have a spoon.

Anyway. Don't try that with the big box. It doesn't seem to be engineered the same way.

Lunarchick said...

Good to know....good to know.....