Man, I love corn flakes. I just finished polishing off my third bowl. Anybody else out there, who thinks you're better than me at eating corn flakes? Top that!
These were not huge bowls. The bowl was a regular-sized bowl, such as would be pictured in one of those "part of this nutritious breakfast!" lineups. Only minus all that other crap they show - like if you're already eating cereal with milk, adding toast with butter to it completes some mysterious portion of the nutritional picture? Please.
My "this nutritious breakfast" picture lineup ad would just go like: "Corn flakes!" (bowl of corn flakes shown); "Part of this nutritious breakfast." (three bowls shown).
These were not huge bowls. The bowl was a regular-sized bowl, such as would be pictured in one of those "part of this nutritious breakfast!" lineups. Only minus all that other crap they show - like if you're already eating cereal with milk, adding toast with butter to it completes some mysterious portion of the nutritional picture? Please.
My "this nutritious breakfast" picture lineup ad would just go like: "Corn flakes!" (bowl of corn flakes shown); "Part of this nutritious breakfast." (three bowls shown).
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But don't get too comfortable. Now that you have thrown the old gauntlet down some young upstart corn flakes eater is bound to take on the challenge.
Anyway. Don't try that with the big box. It doesn't seem to be engineered the same way.