Man. This bacon looks crazy.
And the eggs...I ordered them "over medium," but...they look more "over slightly deranged." They have...the yolks, they're...looking at me. They are looking at me, and there's nothing right about it.
I didn't order the potatoes this way. This is neither home fries nor hash-browns, it is like...some kind of schizophrenic, unholy mid-way point between the two. What on earth! Is that...are there, is that a french fry in there...??! Disturbing. Disturbed.
And what the hell is this toast's problem...?
This is an unbalanced breakfast.
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I had an my Bunn coffee thermos explode on me today for my breakfast. Loud boom, shattering glass, bottom blowing off, hot coffee dribbling on my toes. Not fun. I may need to blog about it to recover. Shudder.
There was some kind of crazy typo in that other comment. I spotted a glimmer of it after I hit publish and it was to late. Just a sign of the dreadful state I am in after the Bunn blowout.
I am sorry to hear that! Careful with that glass, I hope you were not burned.
At least they don't appear to be conspiring. Do they? Are they? Will this affect lunch?
No, no...and nope!
I even ate the bonus fry.
Food best never try the insanity plea on me, it's a non-starter. Exception: beef, in certain cases.
Just got slightly damp socks out of the deal because I am surprisingly and deceptively quick on my feet when required.
Bunn responded to me on Twitter and told me perhaps if the thermos was very cold and then suddenly very hot that could have caused it. But then added that it would have to be like freezing cold to boiling hot. Helpful. Not. But at least they answered me. Many don't these days.
At least you sent it!
I have so many letters to Customer Service, unsent. I could make it a regular feature.
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