Man. This bacon looks crazy.
And the eggs...I ordered them "over medium," but...they look more "over slightly deranged." They have...the yolks, they're...looking at me. They are looking at me, and there's nothing right about it.
I didn't order the potatoes this way. This is neither home fries nor hash-browns, it is like...some kind of schizophrenic, unholy mid-way point between the two. What on earth! Is that...are there, is that a french fry in there...??! Disturbing. Disturbed.
And what the hell is this toast's problem...?
This is an unbalanced breakfast.
And the eggs...I ordered them "over medium," but...they look more "over slightly deranged." They have...the yolks, they're...looking at me. They are looking at me, and there's nothing right about it.
I didn't order the potatoes this way. This is neither home fries nor hash-browns, it is like...some kind of schizophrenic, unholy mid-way point between the two. What on earth! Is that...are there, is that a french fry in there...??! Disturbing. Disturbed.
And what the hell is this toast's problem...?
This is an unbalanced breakfast.
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I even ate the bonus fry.
Food best never try the insanity plea on me, it's a non-starter. Exception: beef, in certain cases.
Bunn responded to me on Twitter and told me perhaps if the thermos was very cold and then suddenly very hot that could have caused it. But then added that it would have to be like freezing cold to boiling hot. Helpful. Not. But at least they answered me. Many don't these days.
I have so many letters to Customer Service, unsent. I could make it a regular feature.