Right now, at any given point in time, within X number of miles of where you sit reading this post at this very instant, there are at least...
...6 people doing a Clint Eastwood impression.
...8 people not having an orgasm.
...1 person sitting alone, laughing at you.
...9 people thinking about a movie they saw that you did not see.
...7 people eating delicious fast food from their neighborhood McDonalds.
...5 people sleeping.
Think about that for a minute. Think about all those people, and what they're doing.
What are you doing?
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Inspired by an incredible set of circumstances, I just ate a plain hotdog garnished with mayo.
No really, I did.
Not saying anything. Uh-uh. Not saying a word.
But I'm thinking it.
Eating an apple, until I read about the hot dog with mayo and got slightly nauseous!
Wondering exactly who it is that is laughing at me and feeling paranoid.
@Eva: oddly, an apple goes quite well with mayo! Sliced, and with celery, grape, and toasted walnuts on lettuce bed.
@Alice: I don't know if I should tell you or shouldn't tell you: it's a different person each time.
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