Right now, at any given point in time, within X number of miles of where you sit reading this post at this very instant, there are at least...
...6 people doing a Clint Eastwood impression.
...8 people not having an orgasm.
...1 person sitting alone, laughing at you.
...9 people thinking about a movie they saw that you did not see.
...7 people eating delicious fast food from their neighborhood McDonalds.
...5 people sleeping.
Think about that for a minute. Think about all those people, and what they're doing.
What are you doing?
...6 people doing a Clint Eastwood impression.
...8 people not having an orgasm.
...1 person sitting alone, laughing at you.
...9 people thinking about a movie they saw that you did not see.
...7 people eating delicious fast food from their neighborhood McDonalds.
...5 people sleeping.
Think about that for a minute. Think about all those people, and what they're doing.
What are you doing?
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No really, I did.
But I'm thinking it.
@Alice: I don't know if I should tell you or shouldn't tell you: it's a different person each time.