I'm most definitely a beer slut. That'd make a great t-shirt slogan if done right. Warm rich brown tee-shirt, gold lettering. At the top it says
Then in bigger letters -
LITE, STOUT, BLONDE, RED, or AMBER
- each with a picture of the appropriate beer in a complementary-style glass, looking absolutely gorgeous.
And at the bottom:
I POUND THEM ALL.