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Wednesday, March 03, 2010

The Spider-Sense Is a Myth

The so-called "spider-sense" that warns spiders of danger is a myth.

Unless, possibly, it just doesn't work on a rolled-up newspaper? Perhaps a rolled-up newspaper has some sort of dampening properties.

In which case, I just hit on the perfect villain for the next Spider-Man movie!

2 comments:

Mel said...

Look out! it’s Rolled-Up Newspaper Man! He’ll leave black ink on your hands, and then squish you dead and leave your guts on the tiles for someone else to clean up.

Brutastic

dogimo said...

I bet we find out Rolled-Up-Newspaperman is secretly J. Jonah Jameson!!

I mean, who else could it be?