The Spider-Sense Is a Myth

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The so-called "spider-sense" that warns spiders of danger is a myth.

Unless, possibly, it just doesn't work on a rolled-up newspaper? Perhaps a rolled-up newspaper has some sort of dampening properties.

In which case, I just hit on the perfect villain for the next Spider-Man movie!

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Mel said…
Look out! it’s Rolled-Up Newspaper Man! He’ll leave black ink on your hands, and then squish you dead and leave your guts on the tiles for someone else to clean up.

Brutastic
March 3, 2010 at 6:32 PM
dogimo said…
I bet we find out Rolled-Up-Newspaperman is secretly J. Jonah Jameson!!

I mean, who else could it be?
March 3, 2010 at 6:58 PM
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