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So this is the first one, the big rollout. If this goes over well, picture a whole series of installments in my forthcoming "Coca-Cola Brands: The Official Soft Drinks of Religious Belief!" mega-campaign. I'm thinking Abraham for Coke Classic, Muhammed for Coke Zero, Krishna for Coke Lime. That Mormon Guy could get Diet Coke, I guess. Maybe Buddha for Sprite, that seems fair. And on and on! So many religions and wonderful Coke products to choose from. There would be the whole lineup of the big-time heavy-hitters of religious belief, and a beverage for each! And not only a beverage for each of them - a beverage for each of their devout followers. Ahhhhhh, now that's refreshment for body and spirit.
This is an approach that hasn't been tried, but I think this kind of targeting could be pretty intriguing, results-wise.
Hey Pepsi, I haven't forgotten about you! Wait 'til you see who I've got lined up for your brands.
Hint: Darwin gets Diet Pepsi.
So this is the first one, the big rollout. If this goes over well, picture a whole series of installments in my forthcoming "Coca-Cola Brands: The Official Soft Drinks of Religious Belief!" mega-campaign. I'm thinking Abraham for Coke Classic, Muhammed for Coke Zero, Krishna for Coke Lime. That Mormon Guy could get Diet Coke, I guess. Maybe Buddha for Sprite, that seems fair. And on and on! So many religions and wonderful Coke products to choose from. There would be the whole lineup of the big-time heavy-hitters of religious belief, and a beverage for each! And not only a beverage for each of them - a beverage for each of their devout followers. Ahhhhhh, now that's refreshment for body and spirit.
This is an approach that hasn't been tried, but I think this kind of targeting could be pretty intriguing, results-wise.
Hey Pepsi, I haven't forgotten about you! Wait 'til you see who I've got lined up for your brands.
Hint: Darwin gets Diet Pepsi.
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Thanks for the kind praise!
If the water had been turned into Coca-Cola, and not wine… just think….
I defy anyone to tell me something RIGHTER THAN THAT!!
I can't see how I could possibly be the first person to hit on this pitch angle.
It's a miracle he can even see with no pupils.
Talking of Jesus (sort of), The Jesus and Marychain once said "If liquor tasted like Pepsi, everyone would be an alcoholic". I paraphrased but that was the gist of it. And they're right. So I think maybe Jesus is a Pepsi guy. Like myself. But without girl bits.
Also, as my eyes are already entirely blue, what will that Coke do to me? Oh wait, I have one tiny brown sliver in the left iris, maybe it would take care of that?
But there is a Caffeine-Free Coke. Perhaps Mormon could go for that. Anybody know what he looks like? How is Mormon depicted in LDS iconography? Myself, I usually leave out the second "m", but for the purposes of the campaign I'll probably go with the more traditional spelling.
Jesus is not a Pepsi drinker. I'm sorry. That's just sacrilege.
The picture speaks, though. Look at the joy in those eyes. When you've been lying around dead in a cave for 3 days, when the angel rolls that rock away...he's not going to hand you a Pepsi to quench that thirst. I'm just saying.