This Post Is Sexually-Harassing All of Its Commenters


WARNING: The remarks in this post are specifically directed towards each and every one of the people who comment on the post. So if you post a comment, consider yourselves harassed!

Hey. You're pretty cute.

I like your top. If you're wearing a shirt, let's just say I'm talking about the shirt.

Sex is nothing to be ashamed of, but I still love it when you blush.

Ooooo, I just thought of something that you might like to put in your mouth. You guessed it: a Snickers. And oh yeah, I'm talking a FUN-SIZE Snickers. That's right.

Do you walk on guy's backs?

I hope you got a receipt for that, because it's definitely going to set the alarm off.

In the sexual congress, I'm a filibuster.

Hey. You know what?

You're pretty cute.

Comments

J-Bird said…
I don't feel harrassed. I feel sexified!! *rowr* lol
dogimo said…
Well, that's good! I never really want to harass anybody in a bad way. But then I figure, put up a big warning and everybody's apprised of what they can expect!