This post is part two of a two-part series. There was also a part one.
Actually, dear reader The Vegetable Assassin was minding her own business, reading the Pt.1's post title, and I was so impressed with the greater heft and evocativeness of what she had read it as that I said, "this cries out for a Pt.2 on that basis alone!"
And so we have it. On that basis alone.
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You know what I'd prefer? A Whore Society!
Or maybe not.
Recently after a few drinks with some girlfriends we got to talking about what women preferred. A friend said that women say they want a nice boy, but really, deep down, we want to have them spit in our mouth and call us a whore. We all nodded wisely. Seemed profound at the time.
@ V.A. - wait, I thought he was back in 1988! Did he attempt/is he attempting/has he attempted a comeback? *runs off to check*
Mel's half right. There's that "every girl likes a bad boy" thing but I think mainly it applies to fantasy more than reality. It's a tantalizing idea, the bad boy thing but really who needs the drama in real life? Plus nice boys give you foot rubs. The trick is to find one that's not 100% nice so he still has some devilish streak in him. But not enough to be evil.
Got it?