Q. Does anybody know how hungry a bear is?
A. ONLY A BEAR KNOWS how hungry a bear is.
Q. Do you know how hungry a bear is?
A. NO. I am not a bear.
Q. If two bears are there, which one is hungrier?
A. THEY BOTH ARE.
Q. Why are bears so hungry?
A. Please see Pt.1
Q. How can a compassionate God make bears so hungry?
A. Oh come off it. Bears LOVE TO BE HUNGRY like people love to be horny. It justifies their excesses. What bears don't love is to be starving.
Q. Nicely-drawn distinction!
A. That's not a question. We're done here.
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4 comments:
Boy, now I'm as hungry as THREE bears!
Where's the Doritos?
You know, that's a good point! You don't often see bears used as food product mascots in a way that emphasizes their sheer hungriness. Kind of a missed opportunity!
There could totally be a Doritos bear.
Well, there is the Charmin bear which I suppose covers the end product of said hungry bears.
Then there was the Hamm's beer bear, which if I was bear just waking up, a beer would be kinda nice, just not a Hamm's beer.
The Coke bears don't qualify; they just sit around drinking pop.
Plus they're like polar.
Bears.
That is.
There's also a bear or two on the breakfast cereal mascot circuit, but none of them seem to really work in the "HUNGER" aspect. It's a neglected goldmine.
Sugar Bear's too cool and smooth to play it all starved, though! You wouldn't want to see that happen.
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