So.
I'm assuming that the state of Prince William's coiffure is a tacit admission that neither propecia, nor rogaine, nor whatever else science has handy ACTUALLY WORKS.
I mean, clearly he has means at his disposal. Unless he approaches the whole topic with a serene, virile indifference? Sniffing, with a hint of a sneer in his stiff upper lip, "Hair? I have no need for such trifling ornaments of mere sexual selection. I have far more purely Darwinian advantages, that will ensure my reproductive success."
Hm, or would that be purely Socially Darwinian? Or purely Edwardian.
Say, that brings up an important point: what the heck are they going to call it when this guy rules? "Williamian?"!
I guess it's better than Harrian. Except...wait. Actually, Harrian sounds kind of beautiful. A potential Golden Age.
But we'll probably never know, now.
I'm assuming that the state of Prince William's coiffure is a tacit admission that neither propecia, nor rogaine, nor whatever else science has handy ACTUALLY WORKS.
I mean, clearly he has means at his disposal. Unless he approaches the whole topic with a serene, virile indifference? Sniffing, with a hint of a sneer in his stiff upper lip, "Hair? I have no need for such trifling ornaments of mere sexual selection. I have far more purely Darwinian advantages, that will ensure my reproductive success."
Hm, or would that be purely Socially Darwinian? Or purely Edwardian.
Say, that brings up an important point: what the heck are they going to call it when this guy rules? "Williamian?"!
I guess it's better than Harrian. Except...wait. Actually, Harrian sounds kind of beautiful. A potential Golden Age.
But we'll probably never know, now.
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Willian.
Billian.
And all of their kids will be Billian heirs.