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Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Create Your Own Punchline #3: CHUCK NORRIS!

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve Chuck Norris."

Come up with your own best punchline to that setup and post it in the comments.

9 comments:

jill said...

Then Chuck Norris reaches behind himself and lifts a huge wooden old style keg of ale off the floor and gently sets it down on the bar. He then turns and proclaims to all patrons within earshot, "Chuck Norris serves you!"

dogimo said...

THANK YOU JILL!!!

Wow, I can't believe nobody was stepping up to the plate on this one. I guess they sensed you were on the way in, to show them up.

Sean Scully said...

And Chuck says, what kind of bar is out of Amaretto?

http://www.barmeister.com/drinks/recipe/6509/?o=by_date

kourtney said...

I love how Jill has Chuck man-handle a keg like it was a glass of draft. lol!

I'm also surprised there weren't more punchlines for this. Personally I have spent a week trying to tie in the fact that apparently Chuck Norris's sperm has the tail on the front! So far no success. Thoughts??

k.

dogimo said...

A tail on front? That doesn't make sense. The tail should be in back so the sperm can ROUNDHOUSE KICK its way in!

But the thing I love best about jill's answer, kourtney, is that "Chuck Norris serves YOU" could be a payoff line to so many different possibly kickers to this joke!

For Chuck Norris, it's definitely a kicker. Punchlines are for more ordinary mortals.

dogimo said...

@Sean: Ahaha! I couldn't see that link from work. Trust you to be right there with the obscure drink reference!

I'm surprised there's no Chuck Norris Roundhouse Double IPA out there.

kourtney said...

Ha! "Roundhouse kick its way in"! Awesome! Someone just clarified for me that the tail on the front is actually its own penis....yeesh!

There are a few gems on this one too:


http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck

dogimo said...

Ooh, there's some on there I haven't heard! Wow, Chuck Norris jokes pretty much write themselves, don't they?

It's because Chuck Norris is the most serious thing in the universe. Most anything you put next to that is going to be funny.

dogimo said...

Chuck Norris beat Deep Blue at Tic-Tac-Toe.