Then Chuck Norris reaches behind himself and lifts a huge wooden old style keg of ale off the floor and gently sets it down on the bar. He then turns and proclaims to all patrons within earshot, "Chuck Norris serves you!"
I love how Jill has Chuck man-handle a keg like it was a glass of draft. lol!
I'm also surprised there weren't more punchlines for this. Personally I have spent a week trying to tie in the fact that apparently Chuck Norris's sperm has the tail on the front! So far no success. Thoughts??
A tail on front? That doesn't make sense. The tail should be in back so the sperm can ROUNDHOUSE KICK its way in!
But the thing I love best about jill's answer, kourtney, is that "Chuck Norris serves YOU" could be a payoff line to so many different possibly kickers to this joke!
For Chuck Norris, it's definitely a kicker. Punchlines are for more ordinary mortals.
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Wow, I can't believe nobody was stepping up to the plate on this one. I guess they sensed you were on the way in, to show them up.
http://www.barmeister.com/drinks/recipe/6509/?o=by_date
I'm also surprised there weren't more punchlines for this. Personally I have spent a week trying to tie in the fact that apparently Chuck Norris's sperm has the tail on the front! So far no success. Thoughts??
k.
But the thing I love best about jill's answer, kourtney, is that "Chuck Norris serves YOU" could be a payoff line to so many different possibly kickers to this joke!
For Chuck Norris, it's definitely a kicker. Punchlines are for more ordinary mortals.
I'm surprised there's no Chuck Norris Roundhouse Double IPA out there.
There are a few gems on this one too:
http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck
It's because Chuck Norris is the most serious thing in the universe. Most anything you put next to that is going to be funny.