Okay, I'm not exactly proud of this, but when challenged to come up with a lame pickup line I whipped this out in nothing flat, and then of course I had to google it. I got 8 hits.
"My penis longs for you."
As we know, the rule is, 8 or fewer hits = I invented it.
Like I said. I'm not exactly proud. But I figure I better get it out there fast before it spreads everywhere!
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Hm. After checking the link, turns out the rule is anything less than 100 Google hits with the exact phrase "in quotes" equals = I invented it.
It could be a flexible rule, I guess. Like as long as you don't make it over a hundred, you could tailor it to the for instance. Like, you get 25 hits - "Anything 25 or under..."
It was never meant to be a hard-and-fast rule.
"Hard and fast"?
*snicker*
I also whipped it out in nothing flat!
snort..snicker..tee hee...giggle...
Yeah that's all the input I've got. And no I'm not proud of that either.
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