See, if your not aware, the government basically just bans stuff to keep us from getting superhuge. They know that if too many of us get superhuge - big upset to their balance of power! They'd rather keep us scrawny, and consequently: disenfranchised. The government would NEVER ban something out of a concern that it appears to cause stroke, or catastrophic liver failure, or cardiac arrest.
Heck no, those "big government" punks just want to keep you from getting as big as they are. Please jump on these substances fast, before they're banned! Do the future and the gene pool a favor!
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That pesky government.
Pearl
No, no, no.... It's a ruse. They ban it so you THINK that it's fantastic and makes you superhuge, so you panic and you buy ALL OF IT. But in actual fact, they own it! So they make scads more money from it. SEE? Perfect, government dudes, perfect. But we're on to you.
Maybe?
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