Consider Your Ass Kicked!

COME ON!! How Many Times Is New Order Going to Get Back Together?!!

Uninhibited and Then Some Pt.2

Uninhibited and Then Some

Reminiscences On My Irresponsible Youth #1: Good Boy!

That's a Bold Statement

Talkin' Sweet #2: Brief and Very Much Belated

EYELID TWITCH!!!

An Ode On An Ode On A Grecian Urn

Easily-Spooked Skeptics Would Be Well Advised to Skip This One

When the Author of a Socratic Dialogue

There Were Tears and Screaming, and a Secret, Shamed Relief

Out-Of-Context-Comments-On-Other-People's-Sites #15: More on Art's Purpose

Any Dictionary Surfers Out There?

A Good Time to Point This Out

Thought of the Day, to be Repeated Over and Over Again

You Know What I Want to Make And Sell? Freak-Flag Kits.

You Say That You Want Respect - Honey, For What?

Prophets Pitching God, to a Studio Executive

True Love v. Unconditional Love

Kickass Screenplay Idea: Gotcher Nose

Some Brief Remarks on Social/Sexual Mores with a Pseudo-Darwinian Gloss, Followed by Some Irresponsible Questions and Speculations

The "Dang Disclaimer," AKA, "A Note on Content and Tone"

Who Owns Which Words When?

A Weakness for Collaboration

An Offseason Paean to Sunday

Thought of the Day: On Stickers

Word Is Born.

Random Potshots At Postmodernism

Office Supply Requisition

This Just Brings It All Back to Me, the Immediacy

Hey There, Good Timers! Friday Night Here It Comes! Pt.2: the denouement

Hey There, Good Timers! Friday Night Here It Comes!

A Good Example of How I Operate

How many true loves have you had?

The Worst Damage That Can Be Done to the Mind and Life of a Child

Profanity's on the way out, people.

Home, Sweet

God Gets Me

Top H Things To Say When Someone States The Obvious

Things That Are Just Stupid To Get All Worked Up About

God Will Judge Each Of Us In Our Own Turn

Got an Empire to Run?

Mixology and the Science of Doneness

Brand Loyalty Betrayed: Breyers Ice Cream

Thought of the Day: ...Wait For It

Is It Just Me?

I Like Cold Beverages!

Hard To Argue

Warning: Irk Me, and I Will Compare You to Hitler

Once Again, My Sunday Theology Post

My Chief Reasons for Doing So

Summertime! And the livin's easy...

On-Time Concert Reviews #4: Vetiver at the Attic

I've Got a Teaching Disability

Why Is YOUR HIGH SCHOOL in Wikipedia?

Thought of the Day: Flattery and What It Will Get You

Morbidity v. Vanity

Alcohol PSA

The High Cost of What Some of Us Might Not Be Willing to Consider

Thought of the Day: Under Rare Conditions

The New IHOP Is Now Officially Open!

I Am A Restroom-Stall Toe-Tapper

the rowers home

Lately I've Been Fascinated by the Pulp Heroes of Yore

Quote of the Day

Props Where Props Are Due

Man, I Wasn't In A Wine Mood...

Is It OK to Rob a Bank?

It's Better

It's Cry Time!

You In Britain Call Them 'Tins'

Our Bed

An Inventory of Wishes

I Love This Song!

I Can't Put My Guitar Away

Sleep, Delicious Sleep!

Here's a Tip for All You Grilled-Cheese Sandwich Fans!

Fatalists and Optimists Unite