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Everyone who HATES ME is worse than I am!

It was the ultimate, transcendent artistic experience. I don't even know what to compare it to.

The futility of certain comparisons

I Don't Know Which I Love More #3: This Song, or Jess Lane!

Carrot Juice Makes Everything -ier!

Lone Ranger Mask vs. Ninja Mask

I've Decided I Like Walnuts

But Is the Reverse Also True?

Warning: Irk Me, and I Will Compare You to Hitler