The below sampling is only meant to prime the pump! Leave your own rave reviews in the comments. I'll publish the best of the best in my own forthcoming Pt.2 to this post!
"Consider Your Ass Kicked! is that most unusual of treasures: on one hand a gigantic monster three hundred feet high with slavering flange-like fangs laying elegant waste to the greater Tokyo metropolitan area, on the other, a fiftybazillion-mega-shit-tons-of-love warhead, fitted into a missile designed to fire out backwards into the wake of earth's orbit, circle round the wrong way and come back around front this time six months from now to solve all the world's problems in one magnificent good-for-you blast bang!"
- dogimo of Consider Your Ass Kicked!
"All aspiring bloggers should get a big eyeful of Consider Your Ass Kicked! for tips on what not to do - and by that, I don't mean because here they've been done wrong. I mean: just don't even try. Don't try to do any of this. Closed Course. Professional Driver. Do Not Attempt! You're just going to make yourself look bad."
- dogimo of Consider Your Ass Kicked!
"Consider Your Ass Kicked! chief blogger and superintendent 'dogimo' rides herd on a bucking bronco of cornucopial goodies bursting, spewing and spilling forth with a slam-dunkulous hoard of stunning one-offs and serial themes, plus a rambunctious horde of recurring features by contributors such as 'Advice For The Hatelorn, by Blister The Lipstick Clown,' the now-classic 'Ask The Scientificus' - and the current riotously-successful run of 'Shakespeare Paraphrase by My Buddy Rob.'
- dogimo of Consider Your Ass Kicked!
"No blogger on the internet 'shows his ass' more consistently, completely, continuously, enjoyably, or to greater net effect than dogimo of Consider Your Ass Kicked!"
- dogimo of Consider Your Ass Kicked!
"I start my day with it! How did I get along without it!"
- dogimo of Consider Your Ass Kicked!
"'Consider' this a rave review for Consider Your Ass Kicked!"
- dogimo of Consider Your Ass Kicked!
2 comments:
“Dogimo erupted onto the web log scene like a person erupting onto the web log scene”
- Mel
“I was out to dinner one night and my dining companions were all like ‘have you read that dogimo dude’s blog?, he sounds like a bit of a dick, but I was all like, nah, nah, nah, you’re wrong, let’s not get the rogan josh and get the chicken tikka masala to share instead”
- Mel
“Consider Your Ass Kicked!? nup… never heard of it”
- Mel
“If Dogimo ever stops blogging I will not be responsible for my actions”
- Mel
“Dogimo is to blogging what Twain was to the early evolution of the combustion engine”
- Mel
“You know how when you grill some cheese on bread sometimes the cheese melts over like lava onto the aluminium foil that you’ve placed the bread on and then you peel off that melted-cheesey-lava bit and just eat pure melted cheese? That’s how I think of "Consider Your Ass Kicked!”
- Mel
Mel. You like to set a pretty intimidating standard, you know?
We'll see how the field responds!
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