Don't Fake The Funk #2: Guess How Many Of These Are Me?

Picking up from previously,

THE ANSWERS ARE..."at least 3. Maybe 4." These 3:

"This is a phrase used more to indicate when one has NOT faked the funk on a nasty dunk. E.g. when someone goes up and makes a nasty dunk on which the funk has clearly not been faked. It would be harder to imagine how exactly one would go about faking the funk on a nasty dunk even if one should want to do so."

"We might further ask, "if the dunk is indeed nasty, how then can the funk have been faked?" It's a paradox, an oxymoron, a contradiction in terms!"

"I agree with the above posters. It's patently impossible to fake the funk on a nasty dunk. A crappy dunk, maybe. But if the dunk is nasty, then the funk is R-E-A-L. Admittedly, 'Don't fake the funk on a crappy dunk' isn't nearly so catchy."

Are definitely me. Now, this one...

"DUDE, I HAVE NEVER TOLD ANYONE ABOUT THIS. BE COOL. I'VE BEEN FAKING THE FUNK ON NASTY DUNKS FOR A SUPER REAL LONG TIME."

...I can't honestly...I can't swear to it...I don't remember literally doing that one. But look at it! That shit is all me. Right? Maybe not. Maybe not. But: maybe.

This guy last guy on line...

"All of you guys sound like dictionaries. It means don't act like you didn't get dunked on when there's a nasty dunk on you. The funk is just the feeling of a nasty dunk."

That was not me. But I have to step up, accept my share of the blame, and take that first sentence as a compliment!