Thanks, folks! Unlike other sites with a FAQ, where who the hell knows how they come up with their supposed "questions"? Sounds like a lot of PR to me!
Here then, without further ado, is my official list of reader-submitted Frequently-Asked Questions:
- Joe, what the fuck?
- What are you on??
- Joe, why the fuck?
- Joe, who the fuck?
- Is it true?
- How about it?
- How's the weather there?
- Why even bother?
- What happened to the Christmas spirit?
- Do you do catering?
- Where are my sunglasses?
- How do you say "how do you say" in Hindi?
- Grated parmesan?
That's a handsome list! I love it. Very existential!
I'm kind of adding the answers as I go. The answered ones are clicky-linky.