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Man,

On Science's Need For Encouragement

On the microphone, I come correct.

Doodeloo #81: Date Night Fashion Tips!

More Children's Books Ideas

Road Safety Corner #15: Turn Signals Are Fucking Important

Not Getting Through to Your Employees?

The Penis Theory of Everying, Pt.2

If Your Kid Loses a School Election, How Does It Help Him Feel Better to Tell Him It's a Popularity Contest?

Sorry vs. Apology

So, This One Might Be Tricky to Pitch...

You Only Get to See the Light Just One Time In Your Life

A Surprising Number of People Still Seem to Go In for The Penis Theory of Everything.

I wish my skin was indestructible.

"Quote of the Day"

First I Was Like! But Then...

You hate the gray? I always kind of got into the gray.

Maybe I Should Just Publish Unedited 'Drafts'

Gratification.

SPOILER DON'T READ

Kickass Screenplay Ideas Number 5ive (well, not really, but I had to)

You Know What I Have a Bad Habit of?

Artists who can't make anything that is clearly and obviously good aim at Originality.

Yes, That!

Paradox Blues

Quote of the Day: Clever, or Not

Open Letter to the Sky

Meditations on Death

Quote of the Evening

Note: Important Point re: Constitutional Law vis-a-vis Free Speech!

We Make It Easy For You

Triumphant Return of Fiction Friday!: "Me and Sprite"

SCREW YOU, Dr. McNinja!

YES TIME!!! For Basketball Excitement

Being a Feminist

Quote of the Day: The Subconscious