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I'm Setting The Alarm

Getting Out Of Trouble By Pretending There Is No Trouble

This Post Is Porn.

The Riddle of Ye Magickal Faerie Porne

A Practical Question

Christmas Morning

Santa, This Year Sucked

Leftover Food Review Part Deux

Out-Of-Context Comments On Other People's Blogs #2

Further Notes On Repeating Myself

Out-Of-Context Comments On Other People's Blogs #1

Tina Fey Is Hot

Wonder Woman's Invisible Jet: Superstition? or Science-Fiction?

I'm An Idealist, That's My Problem.

Open Dream Journal #8: Will Our Lives Never Measure Up to Our Dream Accomplishments?

Today's Thought of the Day Has Been Canceled

Blade Runner: Prelude to Blade Runner Pt. 2

Blade Runner, Once Again Available

Open Dream Journal #9: Way to Go, Bob Dylan. Real Mature.

PLEASE DONT READ THIS

Alienated Pt.2

I'm Alienated.

The Female Form Pt.2

Godzilla Should Be Forced To Wear Pants

Friends Are Like

Open Dream Journal #5: Bunny High

Hazy Shade of Winter

Tan Lines

The Car Bra.

Repeating Myself At Increasingly Needless Length

Now That's Some Good Advice

The Four Best Ideas I Ever Had

Hey, Viruses! Pt. 2

Brand Loyalty Betrayed #2: Doctor Marten's Boots

A Christmas Letdown

Bionic Woman Pt.3

What Is A "Masher," Anyway?

How Many Worlds?

Is It Just Me, Or Is J.K. Rowling Kinda Hot?

The Allure and Mystique of Figure Skating

I Don't Normally Do This

Are you people a MORONS??!

Stephen Colbert

Isn't That A Double-Standard? #1

World Recipe Debut #1: My Double-Mustard Dog

Try New Ahhh!Swipes

Bionic Woman Pt.2

You've Got a Bionic WHAT?

The Perfect Words

11/11 11:11!!

What if you had a REAL SPACESHIP??

The Lost Socratic Dialogues: Excerpt A:42/bG1.7(Tunisia)

Afterthought of November 5th, 2007

Thought of November 5th, 2007

Thought.

Zombie, Slow Down!

GAY???

Return of the Conquering Chrono-Hero Part 1: The Inevitability of Consequences

Thoughts on Race and other -Isms

I am too needy.

Questions To Ask 'Em When You Buy A New Car

Hey, Viruses: Is That The Best You Got?

Part 1: The Installment

Blogs of Worthiness, Pt.1: Seanibus

Male Ballerinas?

Dumbledore Gay?

Kickass TV Show Idea #1: "America Can't Sing For Shit!"

Kickass Screenplay Idea #2: Super-Hitler

My Favorite Word to See Mispelled

My Loyal Readers Part 2

There Is No Time.

Do We Need a God-Specific Pronoun?

My High-Handed Review of One of those Fantastic Four Films

Once Again: The Underappreciated Innovator

Tips on Wearing Stained Clothes

How Come #1: How Come There's No Umlaut in Umlaut?

I've Got A Pret-ty Cute Eye!