Consider Your Ass Kicked!

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A Look Back on the 20th Century: Some Unanswered Questions

A Message of Encouragement to Those of You Who May Be Complete Assholes

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And Another Thing: AMERICA WORKS!

New Year's Party Plan #4

New Year's Party Plan Pt.3

Demons, Devils, What the Hell's the Difference?

A Comparative Analysis of Modern Farm Animals

Argument: What's the Point?!

New Years Eve: What's the Party Plan? Pt. 2

New Years Eve: What's the Party Plan? Pt. 1

My Ongoing Struggle With Satan, Pt. 2

More Good Things To Die For

Thereforeunto Shall Ye Hearken! Pt. 3

Thereforeunto Shall Ye Hearken Pt. 2

Thereforeunto Shall Ye Hearken! Pt. 1

Spitting: Not As Straightforward As It Might Seem

Traveling Pants 3: Enter The Brotherhood

Don't Break Your Jaw Yawning...!

Flannery O'Connor and the Case of the Disappearing Lighthouse

The Flannery O'Connor Problem: Short and Modern Story #4: "The Crop"

The Modern Problem of Flannery O'Connor and the Short Story #3: "Wildcat"

The Problem of Flannery O'Connor and the Modern Short Story #2: "The Barber"

Flannery O'Connor and the Problem of the Modern Short Story

Open Letter To Canada

Christmas Isn't Christmas, Without My Christmas Poem

In the New Year: YOU Can Help Make This Blog More Awesome!

Top H List #B: The Top H Things I Actually Said To A Woman

I Looked Out the Window On Christmas Day

I Found a Penny!

On Christmas Eve, Or Whatever You Choose To Call It

CHRISTMAS FOR SALE

Intellectually Courageous Thought of the Day

Open Letter To A 3-Month Old

Krypton: An Inspiration To Us All, A Warning To Us All

As A Courtesy to Your Friendly Neighborhood Sex Offendors

Religion Is Politics Applied to Faith.

Open Letter To The McDonald's Corporation And/Or Its Associated Franchisees

Little Tip!

The Top 10 Most Successful DJs Of All Time!

Tales of Back Beyond Yonder & Then & Human Ken

Thought Of The Live-Long Day

Wise Quote of the Day

To Cheer Up

Another Brand-New Neglected GEM From America's #1 Undiscovered Talent!

Parsimonious Thought of the Day

When I'm At Work

Alternate History Paradoxes Pt. 2: What If Jesus Fought John Wilkes Boothe And Sank The Titanic During WWII?

What Do You DO with Someone Who Says They DON'T BELIEVE In Soup?

Your Humble Poet

Your Humble Poet

POOPY HUMOR!

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Dessert Is the Most Important Meal of the Day!

Open Dream Journal #42: The Kingdom of Horses

Open Dream Journal #41: Curse of the Wolverine!!

There's Gonna Be Some Rockin'!

How Come Stupidity Is Not Considered A Disability?