Consider Your Ass Kicked!

Both of those Previous Posts Need to be Significantly Shortened, Pt. 2

Both of Those Previous Posts Need to be Significantly Shortened.

The Process Of Warning Part 2: The Actual

Quote of the Day: from some fucking songwriter

Divide & Conquer: Part 1.

Quote of the Day: The subconscious, again

Ask A Question, Get An Answer #2!: Why Do You "Feel The Need"?

Retraction, Pt.3

Retraction, Pt.2

Ask A Question, Get An Answer Pt.2! Clarification of a Possible Innuendo

ASK A QUESTION, GET AN ANSWER!

My Apologies For Leading You On: I May Have Only Seven Inches To Give You

Tips On Making Your Business Cards More Useful

Flatulence Folk Rituals The World Over, Episode 4: Tunisia

Principles of Right Professionalism

Personal Responsibility: A Total Cop-Out!

On Fucking Wives Pt.2

On Fucking Wives

My Threatiest Threat

Lax Romana, or, Get Me To The Church One Time

Consider Your Ass Kicked! Tells YOU How To Vote In The Upcoming Election!

HEY! It's Porn Right Out In The Open Again!

If Kurt Cobain

Van Halen: A Royal "Fuck Off" to All You All Nostalgia Acts

Sometimes, I like a healthy snack - like an apple!

My Business Model.

Mostly good things to have