Consider Your Ass Kicked!

Thought of the Night

Thought of This Morning

Thought of the Day, Criticism

Cue Side Two.

Guess The Shakespeare Quote, As Reinterpreted By My Buddy Rob #18

A New Variant of My Favorite Card Game.

Freud was a genius.

Inner Revelations #2

I Love Both These Men.

Merry Christmas Eve Day Pt. 2: a Magical Day to Work!

Leaving Work Quote-Of-The-Day

Inner Revelations #1

Guess The Shakespeare Quote, As Reinterpreted By My Buddy Rob #17

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That Secret Confidence, That No One Really Needs (Or Needed) To Know About

Apple Pie Bed: by Lawrence Arabia

Thought of the day: wrong!

Are You My Online Friend Or My Real Friend? Pt. 2

Are You My Online Friend Or My Real Friend?

They will worship me as A GOD

Nice Tie.

Ever Wonder What You'd Do If You Were a Moth? Well I Just Did. The Results May Be Intriguing.

Guess The Shakespeare Quote, As Reinterpreted By My Buddy Rob #16

Business Tips #2: Professionalism in a Tense Negotiation with Morons

Banana Bread!!

This Video Is Almost Violently Awesome

Wow. That Was Random.

Kickass Screenplay Idea #13: Death Vow Of Vengeance!

Quote of Last Night, That Went on Perhaps a Bit Too Long

Don't Tell Me Santa's Doing All He Can

15 More Shopping Days!

I Tell You, That Roger Waters "The Wall" Tour -

Guess The Shakespeare Quote, As Reinterpreted By My Buddy Rob #15

Q. So I've finished my first book. What do I do now?

Note On Respecting Personal Comfort:

The Dangers of Speaking Just That Much Too Precisely

Another Big Reversal at Work

Open Dream Journal #80: Terrible Dream. Horrible Dream!

Where do nudists clip their iPods?

My Next Video Will Be Nothing Like My Ex Video

Thought of the Day: Philosophical

Poetry Update. With a Surprise Announcement!

A Fairy Tale Pt.2: "The Tale Of The Lad Who Wasn't Merry, And Who Met A Girl To Prove His Love Upon, And Was Tasked With A Quest, And Fought A Giant, And Died; His Name Was Billtholomew (Pt.2)."

This is about the coolest saddest thing I've ever seen.

Sour Cream is the King of Condiments, Yo.

Yet Another Reason to Say: "SCREW THE METRIC SYSTEM"

There Is a Reason

Guess the Shakespeare Update!

Guess The Shakespeare Quote, As Reinterpreted By My Buddy Rob #14

Thought of the Day: True, But

Questions for Discussion: How Much Input Do You Think Kurt Vonnegut Had Into the Stylized Capital "V" Motif That Adorns Current Random House In-Print Editions of His Works?

More Bullshit Keys to Self-Esteem #3

I like to take a phrase that has been corrupted by sarcasm, and redeem it by the sheer force of my sincerity.

Another Sunday Theology God Blog Post! This Post Contains Absolutely No Reason for Any Intelligent Atheist to Change His or Her Mind on That Issue.

For Science And Honor!

Quote for Tomorrow: as Delivered Yesterday in an Impromptu Address to those Assembled in the Company Lunch Room

Guess The Shakespeare Quote, As Reinterpreted By My Buddy Rob #13

Thought of the Day: Just a Little Bit!

Faith, and the Unseen

Ordinarily, I Hate This Sort of Thing,

I'm Changing My Reactions (from Odd to Strange)

Trust doesn't mean not asking.

Some say a stranger came, dealing death before the end...Pt.8

I just had an "a-ha" moment! And then whatever it was slipped my mind again, driven out by this irrelevant thought:

THIS Is My Favorite Pink Floyd Song.

Infamy! At A Pool Hall #9

Attention iPod Users:

Why I Still Disagree with the Decision to Reclassify Pluto. (alphabetized by sentence)

Lay's Plain! Let's Hear It For.

Guess The Shakespeare Quote, As Reinterpreted By My Buddy Rob #12

Chief: Not Really The Best Song Off Their New Album Modern Rituals, But You Know What? I Support Their Decision!

Fair Warning to the Unoriginal:

Yes, It Is Your Fault.

Interview With: Myself

The Curious Gourmet #2

Guess The Shakespeare Quote, As Reinterpreted By My Buddy Rob #11

The futility of certain comparisons

Wherever you are

You have to work through your feelings.

Poetry Critique Update: Pretty Pleased!

ENOUGH With the Bacon Blue Cheese Burgers, Okay?!