Consider Your Ass Kicked!

Why I Am In Favor Of College, Big-Time

I Will Sell My Own Opinions Out to DRY If They Dare Fail Me!

Open Dream Journal #22: We're Pulling For You, Big Daddy Kane

Quote of the Day

My Own Special Brand of Humor

When I Was A Young Boy, No Worries On My Shoulders

Poll Update (What is More Important #4)

Time For A Rigorous Course Of Self-Examination

Open Dream Journal #36: Two Songwriters On a Lawn

Matchmaker, Matchmaker

Special Guest Shot #7: A Very Touching Search

NFL Week 4: Why I Picked The Way I Did

Last of the Cell-Phone Holdouts

FW: FW: Fw: fw: OH NO! NOT THE CHAIN!

I Want to Destroy the World, and I've Got a Pretty Good Idea How to Do It, Too

A Man Can Be Many Complicated Kinds of Stupid

Deeply Theologically Unsound Thought Of The Day

Out-Of-Context-Comments-On-Other-People's-Sites #8: The Devil's Music

Road Safety Corner #11: An Examination of "Smart" Intersection Traffic Control Signals

HISTORIANS MAKE HISTORY

Causality Cops Police Blotter

Open Dream Journal #32: "Quarter Of A Million Dollars."

Your Humble Poet

Apropos of Nil: An Excerpt from Chesterton's The Man Who Was Thursday

Personalized Gift Ideas? Yes Indeedy!

I Think It's Degrading to Women

That Dude Was Wearing Hella Cologne.

Thought of the Day, On Evil

I have an AWESOME way of getting my point across!! !

On the Purpose of the Universe Pt. 2

On the Purpose of the Universe

The Origin of the Universe Is The Future!

Science Fiction Gets Scary

Let's Question Our Assumptions About Reality Itself

KICKOFF!!!

Road Safety Corner #10: Try Something Else, That Might Not Fly

Overheard In My Head Pt. 9

But How Do I Really Feel About It?

I Just Wrote A Song And It Goes!!:

More And More I Realize

Is There Some Greater Reason That Escapes Me...?

There Is Simply No Reason Why Not!

Ah! For Nostalgia Once More!

Second Thought of the Day

Thought of the Day, Horatio

I Wrote the Most Beautiful Song!

DRUGS+BAD=INEVITABLE!!

There Are Things I Will Miss

Your Humble Poet

Seeing You Everywhere

Safe