Consider Your Ass Kicked!

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Thereforeunto Shall Ye Hearken! Pt. 3

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Open Letter To Canada

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I Looked Out the Window On Christmas Day

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On Christmas Eve, Or Whatever You Choose To Call It

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Religion Is Politics Applied to Faith.

Open Letter To The McDonald's Corporation And/Or Its Associated Franchisees

Little Tip!

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Thought Of The Live-Long Day

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Another Brand-New Neglected GEM From America's #1 Undiscovered Talent!

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There's Gonna Be Some Rockin'!

How Come Stupidity Is Not Considered A Disability?

Ask The Scientificus 2

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The Insidious Hegemony of Crayola

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AAUGH!!!!!

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An Open Letter To Nobody

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Untitled Poem by Anonymous & P.V. Mann

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CSI: Gondor

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My Headache Hurts!

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Be All

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