Consider Your Ass Kicked!

Tough Topics #10: Perspectives On Divinity, Vis-a-Vis Butt-Sex

I'm Taking Commissions.

Self-Quote of the Day: Priorities

More Free Marketing Advice for the Fast Food Industry!

My Inner Kirk Pt.3, Mea Exculpa?

My Inner Kirk Pt.2, Afterthought, Not Untinged with Regret and Chagrin

My Inner Kirk

The Good-Luck Gourmet #4: What Do You Want to Bet It's Another Damn Sandwich?

I'm a Noticer!

Don't Worry About Me #2: Not An Alcoholic

A Still More Glorious Dawn Awaits...

None More Random Pt.6

The Spirit World Does Not Recognize the Validity of Physics

I Often Begin Sentences with Conjunctions!

They Had Me At the Disclaimer

"Only The Good Die..."

The High Price of High-Tech Prostheses

The World Needs More #3: The World Needs More 44 Seconds Long Ukulele Songs

Me Verse The Devil In A Boxing Match!

The End Is Nigh, But With a Bitchin' Aftermath, Though

Thought of the Day: Prudes

Disappointing Definitions #1: Autochthonic

Idiot Thought of the Day

Open Dream Journal #18: "So..."

Down the Shore Everything's Alright

Where is your direction?

The Secret to Happiness!

To Those In Any Power

Experimental Music

Is Italo Calvino's If on a winter's night a traveler More Than Just A Bunch of Deliberately Inconclusive Short Stories Framed With Intersitial Postmodern Narrative Smartassery?

Yet Another Awesome Sunday God Post

Working On Getting Some Songs Up!

I Dig Fancy Shit

Conspiracy Theories Are In And Of Themselves A Conspiracy

Somebody Once Told Me #1

Return to Space 2: Or, Why the Thinking Man Needs to Thrust Boldly Again into the Deep Depths of Space!

This Whole Kanye West Thing Comes As A Big Relief to Me

Friend of the ACLU

DANG IT!!

Thought of the Day: The Upside of Apocalypse?

Road Safety Corner #13: Whoa! Trippy

Poor Bee Stories #1 (A Fine Children's Book! Illustrations Pending)

No House Should Be Without a Plunger

More Cake

This Is Still My Best Jam from Bat For Lashes

Open Dream Journal #7: That Thing That Thing That Thiiiiing

Road House is the superlative adjectives, yos.

Day Too Soon

Open Dream Journal #34: More AC/DC Anxiety

Please Let Me Clarify My Feminist Stance

If I Was A Spiritualist

Open Letter to Everyone I Ever Used To Be In Love With, As If They Were All One Person

A Man Died Today Because I Wasn't Able To Do Anything To Stop It

The Greatest Good for the Greatest Number of People

Open Dream Journal #26: Return Of The Old gods

Anytime

Thought of the Day: Stalker (definition)

Turn and Run

A Sad Reminder, That No One Needs

Lately, I Don't Even Try To Be Nice

What The Kid From 'A Christmas Story' Would Be Like At 23

Open Dream Journal #14: Shhhhh!! Confessions!

Words of Encouragement: About How Hard Art Is, Really

FLAVOR FLAV DRUM SOLO!!!

Thought of the Day: Insulting, but Fair

I Don't Eat Nearly Enough Cake

I Simply Must Remain True to My Method and Muse

Open Dream Journal #15: It's Only The Rise Of The Dead

"the finger of blame has turned upon itself, and I'm more than willing to offer myself - do you want my presence or need my help...?"

Are You One of Those People Who...? #1: The Cost of Something

Apologies for Me Getting All Political, Here, But

Don't Watch This Video Unless There's Something Wrong With You

I Hate School

Wanderer to the Far City: A Parable

Open Dream Journal #16: Now With Resolutions!

The Past Must Be Preserved. The Past Must Not Be Lost