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I Have, At Best, A Third-Rate Mind

Moving Day Observations #4:

Moving Day Observations #3: Self-Pity is ALL RIGHT!!

Moving Day Observations #2: Sno-White Is ALL RIGHT!!

Moving-Day Observations #1:

Your Source For Music News You Won't Hear Elsewhere!

Apologies to the Readers of the Recent Political Posts

Let's Not All Be Cynical

It's U.S.A. Time!!!

OK Then - Let's Get Political!!

GOD!!

Ironically Enough

My Name Is Joe, and I am a Workaholic

Sex And Ethics

The Natural Condition and the Supernatural Question

On Satan's Power

Nicolas Cage IS Gene Simmons IN Bangkok Dangerous

Community Suspect Watch Urgent Alert Warning

Dropping Like Science

Your Humble Poet

Is There A Bloggo Suggestion Box?

Well, That Was Enthralling.

Famous Last Names

Atheist Football Players

JUST IN CASE YOU WERE

Waterworld Reappreciated

Shit Pops

Quick Question for the Atheists

A Superficial Look At In-Depth Analysis

Paging Arthur C. Clarke

"Confessed"

More Colorful Hyperbole #5

My Apology to America

Always Remember

"Wow, You've Really Got An Answer For Everything, Don't You?"

Man, I used to drink beer like it was going out of style

We Need New Rights!

Guys Named Beth

Rehearsing This Speech Forever

OMG OMG OMG!!

Poll Update: IT'S A BREAKAWAY!! (What Is More Important Pt.3)

Olympic Scandal: Spain's Illuminated Synchronized Swimsuits Banned From Competition!

She Will Have Her Way

An Original Hymn, By Special Request

Lyrical Letdown #3: Don't Tell Me "What A Guy!"

Kids Are Not Cute

China: Olympic Letdown?

A Particularly Deep, Dark, Dense and Moist Theological Problem

So He Said, So-And-So "was a typical Renaissance Man"

Thought of the Day In-Between

Ladies First? No, SIR!!

A Veritable Font of (Unveritable) Advice

Here I Am Lord

Road Safety Corner #9: The Physics of Hitting the Gap

Re: Def Leppard's New Songs From The Sparkle Lounge LP

A Comparison of Musical Greats

Whatever Happened to Roll Music?

Is This Even Cheese On This Burger?

Hittin' the ol' K-Mart for Some Tunes!

Your Humble Poet

The Beatles! Vs. Batman!

Just Between Us Kids

Not Necessarily the MMPI

Special Guest Shot #6: Legendary Director Ken Moess

Quote of the Day

King Of Close Calls

How To Get People To Shut Up

Baloney and Related Baloney

LL COOL J HAS STOLEN MY STYLE

IF I STARTED RIGHT NOW

THE MOTHER OF ALL CRUNCH-TIMES

"Tom Sawyer", Pt.2

Wow, Sweet Quote!

Subversiveness Is the Dominant Paradigm.

Famous People, Dying of Pneumonia

People With Great Big Dumb Hits Need To Realize

Does Back In Black Present an Unfair Standard?

The Hustler Redux

"Tom Sawyer" Makes No Sense!

FW: FW: FW: FW: a funny joke

God Likes Me.

Ain't Missing You At All

Who Needs It?

Convoluted Compliments That Sound Like They Could Be Insults #1